reasons why ABDC2 isn't as good as the first

1. the judges are watching a little too much american idol
1. and adopting stock personalities. it's not natural to
1. pause so dramatically between words. simon,
1. randy and paula are the reason AI sucks. I don't
1. want to see them here. just talk to us about the
1. dancing.

2. the I-want-to-dance-to-gain-my-parents-love-and-respect
2. thing was already taken by kaba modern's yuri last
2. season, cute asian girl from so real crew. make up a new
2. dramalogue.

3. what made fysh n chicks so great was that they were
3. girls but danced like the boys. take a note, girl crews
3. who are really trying to be the pussycat dolls. this is
3. a breaking competition, not an ass-shake festival.

4. jc chasez has stopped listening to his stylist, as evidenced
3. by his outfit at the the first showcase--grey leather
3. wraparound 80s zipup vest over a heavy black shirt
3. complete with wrist tassels???!!!

5. they still haven't gotten rid of mario lopez

scavenger hunt

things I would do if I had insurance

1. figure out what the tiny lumps behind my ear
1. are and why they hurt like m#$%#$@%ers
1. every few weeks and why they MOVE.

2. get a doctor to tell me why my nose has
2. been bleeding on and off for months now.
2. did you hear me? months.

3. ask someone to get me something to let
3. me sleep. someone I don't have to meet
3. in the back of some abandoned parking lot.

4. ask a dentist if the pain in the the molar
4. on my upper right is something I
4. should be worried about

5. get a dog.