ter da!

headboards are expensive!


unless, of course, you go to home depot and buy an 8' x 4' tyvek insulation board ($5.99), 3 yards of the cheapest unbleached artists canvas ($8.97), a skein of charcoal grey cotton yarn ($4.99) and an embroidery needle (5 for $2.19) and make your own:

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lately, I have been fixated on andy gibb. there must be some vh1 behind the music on him or something.

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those pagan canadians! (part 1)

woman: so, how long will you be home this Thanksgiving?

girl: I dunno, it depends on if Bill's going to be coming with.

woman: well, I guess that's okay. are you two thinking of spending the weekend before or after?

girl: it doesn't matter really.

woman: what about his family?

girl: well, it's not like he's going to be celebrating American Thanksgiving with them.

woman: (gasp) why not? do you mean he isn't a Christian?

girl: what are you talking about, he's Canadian.

woman: Canadians are Christians!

girl: yes, but they don't celebrate American Thanksgiving!

woman: why wouldn't Canadian Christians celebrate Thanksgiving? what are YOU talking about?

girl: Thanksgiving isn't a religious holiday you know. It's the day the we honor the pilgrims who landed at Plymouth, and the Indians, the harvest, blah blah blah.

woman: so why doesn't he celebrate it?

girl: because he's CANADIAN.

woman: Canadians can't be thankful?

girl: they ARE. but they're thankful in October.

woman: I don't know what you're talking about. are you coming home with the heathen or what?