woman: so, how long will you be home this Thanksgiving?
girl: I dunno, it depends on if Bill's going to be coming with.
woman: well, I guess that's okay. are you two thinking of spending the weekend before or after?
girl: it doesn't matter really.
woman: what about his family?
girl: well, it's not like he's going to be celebrating American Thanksgiving with them.
woman: (gasp) why not? do you mean he isn't a Christian?
girl: what are you talking about, he's Canadian.
woman: Canadians are Christians!
girl: yes, but they don't celebrate American Thanksgiving!
woman: why wouldn't Canadian Christians celebrate Thanksgiving? what are YOU talking about?
girl: Thanksgiving isn't a religious holiday you know. It's the day the we honor the pilgrims who landed at Plymouth, and the Indians, the harvest, blah blah blah.
woman: so why doesn't he celebrate it?
girl: because he's CANADIAN.
woman: Canadians can't be thankful?
girl: they ARE. but they're thankful in October.
woman: I don't know what you're talking about. are you coming home with the heathen or what?
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