Showing posts with label cast of characters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cast of characters. Show all posts

Friday, May 9, 2008

sneakahs

another conversational mobius strip:

I said: I think my new goal is to get you
I said: into tennis shoes
he said: I don't wear sneakers
I said: I know. hence the goal.

he said: but I don't want to look like one of
he said: those guys who try to look really
he said: young but end up looking lame
I said: what are you talking about? it's
I said: not like I'm trying to cantilever
I said: your feet into a pair of fluorescent
I said: orange patent-trimmed padded nike
I said: basketballers. yeesh.
he said: you know, I have running shoes

I said: that's not what I mean. I'm talking
I said: casual shoes, that you can wear,
I said: just around, so that they're not all
I said: pointy and fussy. you know, a pair
I said: that you can kick around and not
I said: spend 15 minutes polishing every night.

he said: I don't think my shoes look fussy
I said: ...
he said: and I don't want to look like everyone
he said: else, in a pair of dirty white tennis
he said: shoes
I said: well, they don't have to be dirty.
I said: and it's not like there's only one kind
I said: of tennis shoe. I was thinking a pair
I said: of custom Vans. or a pair of suede etnies.
I said: something you can slip on when you're just
I said: lounging around, all casual.
he said: I think these are pretty casual
I said: really? those stiff, ultra-shiny leather
I said: lace-ups with the ultra-pointy toe and
I said: gloss laces that keep coming undone every
I said: block or so?
he said: ...
I said: I guess I was thinking of a different
I said: kind of casual...
he said: I don't understand why you want to
he said: get me into tennis shoes so much
I said: I don't understand why you resist so
I said: much. I mean, it's just tennis shoes.
I said: not like I'm asking you to grow a
I said: beard. or cut off your hair. shoes.
he said: I guess it's just one of those things
he said: you decide about yourself. at some
he said: point in my life, I decided that I
he said: didn't want to be someone who wore
he said: tennis shoes. it's what defines me
he said: and sets me apart from everyone else
he said: who does. it's about who I am.
I said: o.
I said: I guess I just didn't realize it was a
I said: philosophical thing.

Monday, April 7, 2008

dave & andy



DAVE

* is in love (loooooo-ooove) and is going to be maaaarriieed
* just bought a beautiful apartment in the city he loves
* may be moving to Argentina for fun AND profit
* is quitting his job at the Dept of Poopville
* to work from home. from home.


ANDY
* is married to a seriously beautiful woman
* has two of the cutest babies ever to crawl the face of the earth
* is just coming out of a 6-month retire-cation
* now is starting a posh new job, just when semi-retirement
* is getting old


ME
* no job
* no degree
* bad hair with roots showing
* still haven't unpacked boxes into dorm room
* need I say more?

Sunday, April 6, 2008

deacs comes to town

so, deacs came down to philadelphia to attend some thing that involved hookers and barbecue. I wasn't allowed to go because I'm a girl. or so he said.






it was fun to see the deacster so excited to be back in the city where he learned everything he currently knows. and considering how little that is, it took a surprisingly long time.


after hellows, we went into the bubble house for some bubble tea and a salad--sorority girl lunch. in case you're wondering, I had a plate of sweet potato fries, a raspberry lemonade boba and a knuckle samwich.



the deacs sucking out the last couple of boba balls from the bottom of his glass.





uhoh, the deacs' just spotted some girls. and they look like they could buy their own beers. thus endeth this reunion.

it was fun seein' you, deacs.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Thursday, January 17, 2008

introducing jonnybunny

ter-dah!