Thursday, July 10, 2008

why I hate flowers


it's because invariably, when someone gives you flowers, they're really trying to say one of the following:

12345 * I know you said you didn't want a corsage of white baby
12345 * roses but I'm a college sophomore taking a high schooler
12345 * to prom and I say you wear these white baby roses
12345 *
12345 * I brought you a $20 bouquet of flowers. so...ah....what
12345 * are my chances of...ah...you know...tonight?

12345 * I'm sorry I fucked up

12345 * I'm sorry I fucked up again


sigh. at least it's not prom season.

2 comments:

Todd said...

I can teach you basic HTML so you don't have to do the 12345 thing.

*s! said...

I thought the 12345 thing was a pretty clever solution, myself.

I already have HTML for dummies, but it wasn't dumb enough.