Tuesday, February 19, 2008

things I am grossed out by

* little particulates of food flying out as you talk to me
* when you use your finger to dig into your ear/nose/other orifice

* and then examine it afterwards
* how you wipe your nose surreptitiously on things other than tissue,

* when you think no one is looking
* watching you dig your underwear out of crevices, in public viewing
* coming across a people poo, unexpectedly, in the street
* seeing you touch yourself, out of the corner of my eye, with your

* hand in your pocket, because you think no one can actually
* figure out what you’re doing
* the sound you make when you suck on your hair, and twirl
* the ends of it in your mouth
* mayonnaise

2 comments:

Todd said...

Hey, I'm eating here.

the deacster said...

Please stop writing about me.