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deacs (10:58:14 AM): yo
*s!*****(10:58:22 AM): hey chumley
deacs (10:58:31 AM): are you ready for a compliment?
*s!*****(10:58:41 AM): wait
deacs (10:58:42 AM): not from me, mind you
*s!*****(10:58:49 AM): o. even better
*s!*****(10:58:54 AM): let me get myself ready
deacs (10:59:04 AM): so, i walked in this morning
deacs (10:59:14 AM): and jennifer and emanuel were tlaking about some broad
deacs (10:59:28 AM): who apparently is nice and dresses well and is hot
deacs (10:59:42 AM): and then jennifer goes "she dresses like *s!"
deacs (10:59:50 AM): so there's your compliment
*s!*****(10:59:58 AM): ooo, I'm posting this
deacs (10:59:58 AM): may it carry you through the darkness of your life
*s!*****(11:00:11 AM): seriously. it's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all year
deacs (11:00:15 AM): wow
deacs (11:00:20 AM): that's really sad
*s!*****(11:00:31 AM): welcome to my universe, chums
deacs (11:00:33 AM): someone told me i was pretty good at rock band
deacs (11:00:43 AM): i think that was the nicest thing i've heard so far this year
*s!*****(11:00:57 AM): hey, I told you once you didn't smell so bad
*s!*****(11:01:01 AM): anymore

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