gummy chummy

here's a riddle for you: what's squishy and red and shaped like a lobster but tastes like cherries and comes in a box and weighs 5 pounds?


answer:

a five pound box of gummi lobsters, that's what!

does it get better than this?

I hope not, I probably couldn't handle it.

on a side note, I didn't include a picture of the included postcard, which read: "blah blah blah, I FORBID you to eat this all in one sitting. do you hear me?"

12345678ahh, a challenge! I love it. you're on, chiik!