dave & andy

DAVE

* is in love (loooooo-ooove) and is going to be maaaarriieed

* just bought a beautiful apartment in the city he loves

* may be moving to Argentina for fun AND profit

* is quitting his job at the Dept of Poopville

* to work from home. from home.

ANDY

* is married to a seriously beautiful woman

* has two of the cutest babies ever to crawl the face of the earth

* is just coming out of a 6-month retire-cation

* now is starting a posh new job, just when semi-retirement

* is getting old

ME

* no job

* no degree

* bad hair with roots showing

* still haven't unpacked boxes into dorm room

* need I say more?