this end up

it's like one of those pictures in the back of the Highlights magazines at the doctor's office. how many things are wrong with this?


at the hospital, where the boy is getting some work done.

nurse: okay, so all your paperwork is ready to go?
boy: yes
nurse: and you're going to hold onto his things
nurse: while he's inside?
me: yes
nurse: great. we're ready to go.
nurse: go ahead and give your wife a hug and kiss.
me: you're married? your wife's here??
boy: I think she means you.
me: . . .
nurse: go on, a hug and kiss before you go in.
me: have a good time! (sock in arm)
nurse: it's always good to end with a hug and
nurse: kiss before going in there (nods towards
nurse: double doors). you never know what might
nurse: happen once you go under...