Friday, December 5, 2008
les légumes de montréal
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
dumpster man
I've walked that block a million times, twice a day, actually to and from work, and I don't usually think twice. but it was dark out, and unusual, I was the only person getting off.
the block is a short one, and at the end, the streets are well lit and there is usually some traffic. but there are some large trees on the way, and a couple of walls that lead into driveways. and it was out from behind one of these that what I thought was the dumpster man from mulholland drive lurched out at me.
now I know that it was just a very drunk man. and I've seen plenty of those, and dealt with plenty of them. but I could not care less what his story was. all I know is that I was alone and it was dark and this crazy man came out of nowhere and started grabbing me and even though he wasn't big, and he wasn't hurting me, I couldn't get away and I was really afraid.
we struggled for a bit, and I think I was too afraid to scream. or didn't even think of anything but trying to get away. and as we stumbled across the sidewalk, he tripped on a large root and momentary let go.
I ran.
I know this can happen anywhere, any time. but I really want to get out of this city.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
hippie advice
so of course, when I first heard about the neti pot from a hippie friend, I acted all interested but immediately filed it away in my "riiiight" file. the thing is, I've suffered from allergies and sinus infections for most of my life. doctors have put me on all sorts of medications, and I've tried everything in the Allergy & Sinus aisle at the drugstore. none of it works, and so the thought of mixing up a tub of salt water solution and then hosing the inside of my nose with it every morning didn't seem all that promising. besides, all I could think of was that feeling you get when you're at the beach and you accidentally breathe in a wave of seawater. the way the inside of your head burns and is raw for hours afterwards.
but after I moved back here, my allergies and sinus infections flared up like never before. they were so bad they started triggering migraines, and entire months went by where I felt like I was looking out at the world through a grease-smeared lens with an arrow buried deep behind my eyes. and meanwhile, it seemed as if everyone was talking about how the neti pot had changed their lives. so the next time I walked by the hippie store, I picked one up.
it took me a couple of days to actually take it out of the box, but I finally mixed up my 1/4 teaspoon of kosher salt with warm water and tilted my head over the sink, with the spout of the pot firmly plugging my nostril.
and, voila! it is surprisingly easy to use. almost failproof. the water actually just flowed into my nose and out the other nostril. just like they said it would. no coughing or choking. yes, it did feel a little odd to feel water so close to my eyeballs. but not painful. like a bath. a salty one. for the inside of your head.
and now I've been doing it almost every day since, and it's been almost two months.
so, do I have some great turnaround story for you? living an allergy- and sinus infection- and migraine-free life? turning to the hippies for all the secrets of life?
hardly.
the moral of this story is, sometimes, you're just screwed with bad sinuses.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
can you tell me how to get,
Friday, April 18, 2008
time to find a new library
some kid: hi
me: hellow
kid: hey...
me: yes?
kid: do I know you?
me: I dunno
kid: are you sure?
me: fairly
kid: really?
me: pretty
kid: haven't we met somewhere?
me: I don't know
kid: I think I might know you
me: well, I don't think I know you
kid: really?
me: more so now
kid: that's weird
me: which part?
kid: well, I feel like I know you. from somewhere.
me: . . .
kid: where do you hang out?
me: mostly, here
kid: are you at the library a lot?
me: yes
kid: maybe this is where I know you from?
me: maybe
kid: so what's your name?
me: *s!
kid: I'm Dennis
me: hellow, Dennis
kid: so, I guess we hadn't met before
me: no, I guess not
kid: okay, well, maybe I'll see you around?
me: maaaybe
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
this end up
at the hospital, where the boy is getting some work done.
nurse: okay, so all your paperwork is ready to go?
boy: yes
nurse: and you're going to hold onto his things
nurse: while he's inside?
me: yes
nurse: great. we're ready to go.
nurse: go ahead and give your wife a hug and kiss.
me: you're married? your wife's here??
boy: I think she means you.
me: . . .
nurse: go on, a hug and kiss before you go in.
me: have a good time! (sock in arm)
nurse: it's always good to end with a hug and
nurse: kiss before going in there (nods towards
nurse: double doors). you never know what might
nurse: happen once you go under...
Friday, April 4, 2008
dangling participle
that just to set the stage. the thing is we'd conduct most of our business communications throughout the day via IM. a typical conversation:
12345Engineer: hey *s!, the product specs call for A, B and C
12345Engineer: but we can only fulfill 2 of them in the timeframe.
12345Engineer: which ones do you want?
12345Me: whichever two cost the least
12345Engineer: okay, we can't really do C
12345Me: yeah, fine. A & B, then.
12345Enginner: um, can we just do A?
12345Me: didn't you just say A and B?
12345Engineer: okay, so we really can't do B either. we don't have
12345Engineer: the technology to do it
12345Me: wtf? the specs call for A, B, & C. why did you agree to them?
1234 Engineer: we didn't really think we'd have to do it
12345Me: whatever.
well, one day, I was having one such conversation with one of my colleagues from the other end of the office, a colleague with whom I'd had fairly minimal, if fairly odd, contact with during my tenure at this office place. and in the middle of a conversation that looked very much like the one above, the script suddenly veered when this appeared on my screen:
12345Me: the contract we signed with the client calls for A, B and C
12345Me: to be completed.
12345Colleague: I love you
I'm actually one of those people who reacts well in an emergency. have a heart attack, badly cut yourself, get trapped in an elevator, have a damning secret you can't tell anyone, and you can rest assured that I will know exactly what to do, and do it calmly and well. but throw me this, and I sit like a squirrel at midnight, facing the headlights of a careening roadster. I sat there, blinking at the screen, then closed the computer and went out for a coffee. a big one.
and never, ever, spoke of it to anyone til now.
so this story has not real point or end. but more a question--what would you have done?
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
seriously? it's not even 9.
so, downstairs I go to pick up a coffee. "A large house, please? Thank you."
the woman behind the counter hands me my coffee and bagel and tells me that my card has been denied. "There is nothing on it. It wouldn't go through. Do you want to try some other form?"
I look at her, slackjawed. I'm sure there's money on it. There was yesterday. Are you sure?
"Yes, and there's a line behind you. How do you want to pay for this? Your card has nothing on it."
It still doesn't compute because I know there is money on it. and so I try again and she begins to become impatient.
I apologize and start digging through my huge pile of things for my wallet. more apologies. I pull out the wet wallet and start fumbling for bills to hand to her.
"Ha ha," says she. "April Fool's. Your card went through, you already paid for it."
so funny I forgot to laugh.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
gummy chummy
answer:
I hope not, I probably couldn't handle it.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Verizon:1, Me: 0
Verizon Dude1: Hello. How can we help you today?
Me: I need a new battery for my phone. It's a motorola krzr.
VD1: Okay. Here is Verizon Dude2. He will help you with that.
VD2: Hello. How can I help you today?
Me: I need a new battery for my phone. It's a motorola krzr.
VD2: Follow me (walks 3 steps to the counter). Wait here, and Verizon Girl will help you with that.
VG: I'll be with you in just a moment. I'm just finishing up with this customer, but in the meantime, why don't you tell me what I can help you with?
Me: I need a new battery for my phone. It's a motorola krzr.
VG: I'm sorry. I'll be with you in just a moment.
--a few such moments later--
Verizon Dude 3: Hello. How can we help you today?
Me: I need a new battery for my phone. It's a motorola krzr.
VG: I'm helping her with that. I'm just finishing up here.
VD3: She'll help you with that. She's just finishing up.
Me: ...
--a few million more moments later--
VG: Hi. How can I help you today?
Me: I need a new battery for my phone.
VG: What kind of phone is it?
Me: A motorola krzr.
VG: What's wrong with it?
Me: I don't know. The battery drains after just a few minutes of use, and only lasts 3-4 hours on standby. I think I need a new battery.
VG: How long have you had the battery?
Me: The phone is about a year old.
VG: O, well, yeah. Batteries don't last longer than a year or so. You probably just need a new battery.
Me: ...
VG: So, would you like a new battery?
Me: Yes please.
VG: What kind of battery would you like?
Me: Um, what kind do you have?
VG: Well, we have the regular, and we have the super-duper.
Me: What's the difference?
VG: The super-duper lasts about 3-4 hours longer than the regular.
Me: How long does the regular last?
VG: Well, you should know, you have one in your phone now.
Me: But mine only lasts about 8 minutes.
VG: That's because you need a new one.
Me: ...
Me: I'll just take the regular.
VG: Okay. Would you like me to put it in your phone for you?
Me: Sure, thanks.
VG: What do you want me to do with your old battery?
Me: I don't know, what should I do?
VG: Maybe you should keep it around, just in case this battery breaks.
Me: Is that a strong possibility?
VG: Well, you never know.
Me: Okay, um, thanks.
VG: Thanks, and have a good day!
Roonil Wazlib
Still, I was bullied into upgrading it for the krzr, which besides being the lamest name for a phone, actually is the lamest phone. First of all, the shiny mirror finish constantly collects dust and fingerprints and so to keep it from looking greasy, I am constantly polishing it. Which of course results in a smearjob that looks nothing like the pristine white and silver high gloss it arrived in. But all this is even before I open up the phone to use it.
The menu navigation is so dense and unwieldy, nothing is worth doing. The simplest way to send a text message, for example, I've got to do the following:
12345 1 Select Message
12345 2 Select New Message
12345 3 Select TXT Msg
12345 4 Select Add
12345 5 Select Contacts
12345 6 Click the Contacts I want to send to
12345 7 Select Done
12345 8 Select OK
And that is just to get to the screen so I can begin to type a message.
Most of the options are layered under so many submenus, I don't even bother. Supposedly, it can do all these cute and exciting things. But who cares if you have to spend 3 minutes clicking through menus that don't make sense? No ringtone is worth that. And speaking of ringtones. With music-on-demand capabilities built in to a phone that is advertised as the latest technology in personal music and entertainment, why are all the ringtones callbacks to the mechanical trills of the earliest cell phones? My old brickblock nokia had better integrated sound playback. It also had better games loaded, which is not difficult to do, since the krzr only comes with two "trial versions" that let you play for about 20 seconds before demanding a $9.99 subscription to continue.
And finally. On the website, it actually says that the krzr has a talk time of 225-250 min and 400-435 standby HOURS. I want to point out that I began charging my phone last night at 10pm, and unplugged it this morning at 9. It is now 10:26, I've received 2 text messages and sent 2. I've received one phone call which lasted 1 minute and 14 seconds. My phone is down to 2 bars on its battery. I will guarantee you that by 2p, it will be beeping low battery. And that is if no one tries to get in touch with me.
I'm not so emotionally fragile that this is enough to break me. But yesterday, my new(ish) Dell--my fourth one in 7 years--crashed twice, losing everything I'd been working on for two hours (including my blogpost on Maundy Thursday, which I will have to backpost later), and then told me that there was "No Hard Drive Detected" and advised me to call Dell. As if. For those of you who know what happened to me a couple of months ago when the same thing happened and the Dell person I called walked me through wiping my entire hard drive and THEN asked me if I had backed everything up, you know you can't fool me twice.
But as I sat there, on my bed last night, listening to the alternate beepings of my computer and phone, unable to even call anyone because my battery doesn't last long enough and the AC cord doesn't reach, I took a look around my place: I have a plunger in the lav in case any of the various drains plugs itself up for no reason, as they are wont to do, and fairly often. I don't have a proper bed because it is often used as a couch, and I don't have a proper couch because it is also my bed. My television set is cracked down the middle and has the shakes, and though I don't use it often, I sometimes wish I could see the picture properly. I don't have health insurance, so I ended up getting generic versions of less expensive alternates. Most of my shoes are worn down at the heel, my coats have tears in them, my roots are come in, and I'm feeling like I've taken a veer into Poopsville, Pop. 1.
I feel like Ronald Weasley. Why is everything I own such rubbish?
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation
Anyways, finally. Finally! Chris Srompolis took the microphone to briefly ("Here's our film") introduce The Adaptation:
The opening screenshot:
And then on to the action. Scene opening in the jungles of Peru, shot on location in Bay St. Louis, Mississippi. Something I wish I'd captured was the sight of Indy being chased through the jungle by a horde of angry, diminuitive and blonde Peruvian Indians in long grass skirts. Ahhh.
Here, my favorite shot of the film--Indy is about to snatch the Peruvian idol, which cheekily has a little potatohead-y face carved into the back of it:
To compare with the scene from the original, in which the Harrison Ford Indy is about to do the same. Somehow, the little gold idol is a little less endearing without that little knife-slash mouth and angry triangular eyes:

At this point, I was so caught up in the drama of the film itself that I actually forgot to take pictures as originally planned. Every time you sat there thinking, "How are these kids going to re-enact _____", they would do it. And better than you could dream of doing it yourself. Indy being chased out of the Peruvian cave by a 12-foot boulder? Check. Flames engulfing Marion's bar in Nepal after a gunfight with Toht and his henchmen? Check. The camera-pan across a vast archaeological camp digging in Tanis? Check. Streetfight in Cairo? Check. The entire climbing-over-and-under-the-truck-as-it's-chasing-Belloq-and-fighting-Nazis sequence? Check check check.
And here, Belloq's (Eric Zala) below-lit face fills up the screen as he is about to lift up the lid to the Ark:
Also uncaptured were the lost spirits as they flew out of the Ark, melting the Toht and burning holes through the Nazis in attendance. All of this and more done without any of the CGI programs or Apple's iMovie available today.
Here, the audience sits, riveted yet, as the credits roll:
Quite seriously, the film really lived up to everything ever mythologized about it. Yes, it is a film for fans of the Indiana Jones adventures. But it's also a film for fans of film-making. And really, a film for fans of film. In the end, a 100-minute tribute film shot by a gang of 12-year olds would not stand up to audiences if it weren't good. And it wouldn't be around, packing theatres, almost 20 years after its 7 years of filming and production were complete if it weren't great.
It was great. If you are within traveling distance of any of the upcoming screenings, you have to go. It's an obligation to everything you wanted to do as a kid and were told/thought was impossible.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
JP McLennon & Alice go to town
JP: So, ah, I saw some boobs the other day.
Me: O, really? Sounds like fun.
JP: I didn't even have to work. I just got them. Like a present at the end of a long day.
Me: Well, happy birfday to you, JP.
JP: Yeah, it was great.
Me: So, then what'd you do?
JP: What do you mean? I looked at them.
Me: Well, I'm presuming they were with someone, and that someone probably wanted something more than for you to just look at them.
JP: I dunno. What was I supposed to do, take them out? I mean, they were already out.
Act 2:
Alice: So, I gotta tell you what happened the other day.
JP: God, you're going to actually tell that story?
Alice: Yeah, well, it has to be told. It's fermenting inside me like cheap wine.
JP: That's because you're drinking cheap wine.
Alice:So, anyways. The other night, I'm out with Doleman, and as we're going into a club, I end up chatting up these two hot chicks, who were not all that hot, but were drunk as hell and from Toronto.
Me: So basically, you end up chatting drunk tourists?
Alice: Yeah, anyways. So, I convince them to skip out on the club and hang out with me at a bar.
Me: What about Doleman?
Alice: Who? Are you going to let me tell this story or what?
Me: ...
Alice: So anyways, we end up at [Dive Bar], and I'm sitting there with a pair of hot, trashed girls from Toronto in my arms. And of course I excuse myself to put out the JP-signal.
JP: I just want to point out that it was a Wednesday night, and 12:30.
Alice: Yeah, totally. And of course McLennon doesn't want to come out.
JP: But I did. I want to point that out. 12:30 on a school night. And I'm getting dressed and heading uptown.
Alice: Boo hoo hoo. So, of course it takes McLennon forever to get out there.
JP: And by the time I do...
Alice: Yeah, so by the time he does, we're totally trashed, and ready to take it onto the dancefloor.
JP: I knew I shoulda stayed home. But I want to point out what a good friend I am. And that I went out onto the dancefloor. Sober.
Alice: (turns to JP) Seriously, man. I owe you for that.
JP: Not as much as what you owe me for what happened next.
Me: Why? What happened next?
Alice: So, there we are, the only people on this dance floor in the middle of this bar, on a Wednesday night, with a couple of trashed Torontonians.
JP: So, nothing new, is what he means.
Alice: And we're squeezing in, and I'm reaching out, just enough to show interest. And then, bingo. She takes my hand.
Me: So, you're on the dancefloor holding ha--
Alice: Wait. I'm not finished. All of the sudden, after we've been holding hands and dancing, the girls move off. As in, off the dancefloor.
Me: Okay, so? Did you follow them?
Alice: Um, no. Because JP and I were STILL ON THE DANCEFLOOR, HOLDING HANDS.
Me: And all that time, neither of you wondered that the girl's hand you were holding wasn't weirdly big and hairy?
Alice: ...
JP: We have pretty girly hands.
Alice: Actually, JP, you've got pretty soft hands.
JP: Nivea. And not so bad yourself, Alice.
Me: Ahem.
JP: Wanna hear the post-script? So, Alice go upstairs to clean himself off before throwing up the white flag, and guess who he sees? Yep, the Canadians, literally making the rounds. One lap after another.
Alice: Can you believe it? I mean, wtf. We were with them all night!
Me: Um, it was probably the holding hands with each other that tipped them off...
JP (turning to me): This better not go in your blog.
Act 3:
Transcription of IMs from Alice throughout the day:
(11:01:43) Hey, I'm going out with this chick today. It'll be great.
(11:01:43) She's hot!
(11:02:21) Yeah, we're meeting up around 6:30 for an early
(11:02:21) dinner. Can't wait. I'm wearing date clothes. Did I
(11:02:21) tell you she's hot?
(12:52:35) I should get something for lunch. But I don't want to
(12:52:35) bloat myself out before this date. She's really hot.
(2:13:27) We've been IMing a bit. She's hot and seems cool.
(4:59:02) I'm starting to fade a bit. I'm going to grab a coffee so
(4:59:02) I don't fall over during the date. It would suck to nod
(4:59:02) off during a hot date.
(5:11:32) WTF! She just txted me to say she can't make it!
(5:11:32) Some work thing. This sucks!
(5:13:53) You're right. So I'm going to text her and ask if she can
(5:13:53) do later. I mean, how late can work go?
(5:25:18) I haven't heard back from her. What's the deal?
(5:49:01) I still haven't heard from her, but I just left a
(5:49:01) phone message.
(6:11:44) Whatever.
(6:34:01) Yeah, I'm going out with JP for drinks. Later.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
what I did
or, How I chronicle the mundanity of my life:
12:00-3:15a: pointlessly tried to reason with people who were
12:00-3:15a: vociferously trying to prove to me that I was
12:00-3:15a: DOING SOMETHING STUPID
3:15-5:10a: the unmentionable
5:10-5:35a: saw you-know-who off
5:35-7:00a: contemplated the merit of drinking coffee
7:00-7:30a: drank coffee
7:30-8:30a: showered and took care of general upkeep
8:30-9:00a: stared out the window
9:00-9:45a: read a couple of chapters, tried and failed to
9:00-9:45a: remember reading them, reread them
9:45-10:00a: walked to the bakery
10:00-11:00a: picked up the warmest looking buns, more coffee
10:00-11:00a: and toodled into SoHo
11:00-11:30a: got lost on Orchard trying to find a someone to cut
11:00-11:30a: through some heavy metal I was carrying around
11:00-11:30a: in my purse
11:30-12:15p: had meaningless and confusing conversation with
11:30-12:15p: brad, who tried to convince me of things that
11:30-12:15p: apparently could not be explained
12:15-1:00p: looked around desperately for the perfect THING
12:15-1:00p: in the moma design store
1:00-1:15p: tried to explain what I was looking for to marc,
1:00-1:15p: who seemed very concerned that I couldn’t find it
1:15-4:30p: let marc console me over coffee & drinks for not being
1:15-4:30p: able to find the THING
4:30-4:35p: regretfully explained to marc why any more
4:30-4:35p: consolation wouldn’t be prudent
4:35-5:00p: walked uptownish
5:00-5:40p: shopped for things that smell good
5:40-5:41p: thought about stopping in at gray’s papaya
5:40-5:41p: but decided against it
5:41-5:45p: decided to pick up choux instead:
5:41-5:45p: strawberry, green tea and vaniller.
5:45-5:55p: ate choux and wished I had picked up more.
5:45-5:55p: looked into bag several times, imagining what it
5:45-5:55p: would be like to find another choux at the bottom.
5:55-6:05p: gave up hoping for another magical choux and
5:55-6:05p: picked up an apricot tart instead
6:05-6:07p: realized was late to bus and panicked for
6:05-6:07p: almost 120 seconds
6:07-6:15p: quelled panic with a small bag of brioche
6:15-6:29p: ran, jumped, stole taxi, ran some more, skidded,
6:15-6:29p: almost fell, ran slowly, clambered onto bus
6:29-6:39p: realized all that running probably wasn’t necessary
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Black Mountain
I used to have this little worn post-it stuck onto my desk at the office:
I used to Black Mountain
I used to Pink Mountaintops
I used to JagJaguwar
written on it in red ink, courtesy of a conversation I’d had with PB and meant to follow up on for years. I picked up Black Mountain’s debut LP, and listened, liked, and shelved it, for whatever reasons.
Then I got In the Future as a gift as a prelude to seeing them last week at Johnny Brenda’s. And! And!
It’s been three years since their debut album, and in the meantime, they’ve developed a definite bluesier, harder edge, making them less raw, but in a good we’ve-been-practicing sort of way. There is something dirtier, bleaker in what they have to say and how they say it now. “C’mon, let your halo down” opens up Angels with a tiredness that makes you remember the Doors more than the early Sabbath that everyone wants to compare them to. Although you can hear the Geezer Butler-esque heavy basslines throughout, and the intro to Stormy High is practically a tribute to Tommy Iommi, there’re echoes of the Robby Krieger/Ray Manzarek combo that keep it smarter.
At times, like throughout most of Wucan, the composition of the instruments and vocals is absolutely mesmerizing. And the play with syllable arrangements, “no, you don’t ever want to get some place where you cannot believe” against the rise and fall of the melody is clever enough you can forgive some of the spottier parts where the keyboards (3.01-3.54, for example) begin to degrade into synth-rock.
There’s a lot said about the Stephen McBean + Amber Webber dual vocals, but the real driving force is the drum and bass interplay—the intro combination in Tyrants is by far the most memorable 90 seconds in the album. It’s that heavy double-fisted drumming that pushes the album away from veering into some serious Pink Floyd territory (soft keyboard trills starting 2.54 into Queens Will Play, for example), although it was altogether much less so during the live show.
For better or worse, Stephen McBean’s voice sometimes gets a little too whiny and thin, especially in Evil Ways, which starts out so strong with the drum and keyboard entry, you wish it could’ve gone on a bit longer without interruption. He’s an indie-rocker stepping into the flannels and beard of Jim Morrison, and here and there, it shows.
There’s also something slightly PULP-y about this as well, like moments in the intro to Wild Wind, where it sounds like when Jarvis Cocker and Russell Senior would build up these blues-y early-in-the-morning-walk-back-home sort of rambles. And yes, I did sort of have a crush on the drummer, who looked like Trent Reznor back when he was thin and cute.
I know it’s early, but this is definitely in my Top 10 of 2008.
Friday, February 8, 2008
Insomniac
This morning I had to face the truth and actually accept a label to stick onto myself. I’m an insomniac. Maybe not forever, not always. But now, here, yesterday, today, and probably tomorrow.
Some nights I sleep a couple of hours. Here and there, barely hovering over the sandy grit of wakefulness, touching down every so often to remind myself of how tenuous this sleep is. Other nights, and most of them, it’s an endless stretch of awakeness. Blink upon blink, neverending, until the night outside lightens by the millisecond and I can pretend it’s a new day, a new start.
It’s not the staying awake but the trying to sleep that is so exhausting. I spend my nights willing it to happen, cajoling my mind to shut itself down, negotiating with the universe for that moment when consciousness blinks off. And yet, and yet.
I can handle the fatigue, the exhaustion. It’s the falling apart that drains me of my ability to keep it together. It’s as if I’m floating through zero-gravity, and without this ceaseless effort of concentration, the edges of me begin to blur and slowly drift apart. I’m pulling away from my core. Like a puzzle picture that’s not quite fitted together; the loose edges getting looser.
It’s just empty space but it feels full, and I’m walking around tight with the crowding of empty. Nothing. Void. Today I am a blank.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
soopa-doopa bowl
still, as soon as"runnin' down a dream" wound down, it was my cue to leave. [I was really hoping for "refugee", but still. tom petty is aging like a san fernando valley housewife. pretty well, that is.] at that point, I was full up of the various forms of melted, battered, and fried cheeses. how many deep-fried mozzarella sticks can one girl eat (answer at bottom of post)?
also, I'm feeling a little ill--and not just from the cheese sticks. I don't want to scare anyone, but I was just in a room with a ton of people I didn't know, all dipping chips into the same bowls of salsa. in light of all the research what's come out, what are the chance someone double-dipped?
- On average, the students found that three to six double dips transferred about 10,000 bacteria from the eater’s mouth to the remaining dip.
- That means that sporadic double dipping in a cup of dip would transfer at least 50 to 100 bacteria from one mouth to another with every bite.
- Professor Dawson said that [the theory against double-dipping] was essentially correct. “The way I would put it is, before you have some dip at a party, look around and ask yourself, would I be willing to kiss everyone here? Because you don’t know who might be double dipping, and those who do are sharing their saliva with you.”
Super Bowl XLIII, here I come!
(the answer is: 14)
Friday, February 1, 2008
heartbreak
it was important to me, the thought of having a president who was also a fearless idealist, intellectually and emotionally. that he be a person who was able to stare the worst head on, without blinking or turning away. I’m not talking here about the death of his son, although I do think that, and the obvious love he has for his wife are central to the core of who and what he is, and why is able to believe in something greater than what exists. but what I am talking about is that we have someone who was unafraid to dig into the psyche of what keeps us as Americans apart from each other, and to give voice to it.
after the 2004 elections, I thought the only saving grace from the disaster manned by the democratic party would be the fact that we would be forced to re-examine our political beliefs, to centrifuge them down to the essence of what it meant to be a democrat, and then to reorganize and rebuild. much the way the republicans had done so well over the past decade. become a political party driven by beliefs, widening a constituency based on the introduction of new ideas and deepening it with new life into familiar ones.
since the 1972 elections, we have been so focused on making sure we laid claim to the “liberal” tag—that we lived up to it above all else, that what he haven’t done is lived up to the actual basis and claim of the democratic party. where once being a democrat meant the espousing of a populist ideology, grounded on liberal economic policies and social agendas, the party platform has moved towards centrist economics, leaving in its wake the very working class which once defined it. I like that john edwards was unafraid in pushing that conversation open: poverty and the working class. and the fact that there is a cost to be exacted for the ideals we believe in. through taxes, the renouncing of extravagance, and the physical and emotional exertion needed to realign our goals.
in the end, I guess we proved what we tried to claim was the opposite of our intent—that image is still key. a white man talking about outdated core beliefs of class and equity is not as sexy as a woman or a black man debating any other issue under the spotlight of the public stage.
that’s not to say I won’t be happy, ecstatic, to see hilary clinton or barack obama being sworn in this winter. but their politics are more feathery, effortless. I’m concerned about clinton’s voting record on appeasing the mid-conservative vote, as exemplified by her mercurial stance on the war. I’m concerned with obama’s lack of record in general, his absence from giving voice to an actual platform, an actual statement beyond feel-good generalities. give me something.