I'd like to thank the city of Austin in the state of Texas for this gem of business acumen and modern day commerce. Because if there is something that was missing from the morning coffee experience, it was the ability to buy it in sizes ranging from a "B cup" to a "Double D", and asking for it with "headlights on" from your midriff-baring "latte doll".
And how can you not find charming a business who is able to use and misspell the word "cleavage" on a coffee menu, and most importantly, cap off its offerings by assuring its patrons that their "Latte Dolls are here to please!!!!"
The quadruple exclamation points say it all, don't they?
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Also, the descriptor "Udderly Delicious" for cream and milk is really disturbing, given that these items are listed under the heading, "Clevage" [sic], on the menu.
I get that milk comes from boobs, and boobs are the human analogue of bovine udders, but are these women cows? Do these men find heifers to be "hot" and "provocative"? Or does Latte Dolls actually offer human breastmilk to add to one's coffee? Yuck, yuck, and yuck.
Hot.
jean, everything about the latte dolls was disturbing. why do the women working there need to assume new names like, "cha cha"? who is getting "hot" over being served coffee by these baristas in fantasy "provacative [sic] schoolgirl attire"? and why didn't anyone use spellcheck before putting the site up? I can only surmise the answer to all such questions is: Texas.
and todd, ew.
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